Nobody tells you this when you start out, but the real work begins around a firm philosophy of vertical everything.
We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Our standard approach involves load tests conducted by jumping from the cabinet, followed by blueprints marked with claw lines, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.
In summary: act confidently, deny everything, and always keep a clear route to the nearest box.
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