A reader wrote in this week with a question that deserves a serious answer, so here is an unserious one.
If you take only one thing from this, take this: load tests conducted by jumping from the cabinet is not a bug. It is the product.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Our standard approach involves a firm philosophy of vertical everything, followed by blueprints marked with claw lines, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.
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