Scratch Post Architects

Tag: windows

  • The Foundation Is Mostly Blankets

    The Foundation Is Mostly Blankets

    A reader wrote in this week with a question that deserves a serious answer, so here is an unserious one.

    Our standard approach involves a lobby that is mostly a box, followed by blueprints marked with claw lines, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    If you take only one thing from this, take this: a firm philosophy of vertical everything is not a bug. It is the product.

    Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

    Thank you for reading, and please do not leave anything on the edge of a surface. You know why.

  • Zoning Laws Against Tall Bookcases

    Zoning Laws Against Tall Bookcases

    A reader wrote in this week with a question that deserves a serious answer, so here is an unserious one.

    If you take only one thing from this, take this: a firm philosophy of vertical everything is not a bug. It is the product.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    Our standard approach involves a lobby that is mostly a box, followed by blueprints marked with claw lines, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.

    Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

    That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.

  • A Brief History of the Couch Corner

    A Brief History of the Couch Corner

    At Scratch Post Architects, we try to keep things simple, which means we complicate them and then take a nap.

    We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

    If you take only one thing from this, take this: a firm philosophy of vertical everything is not a bug. It is the product.

    As always, results may vary, fur may transfer, and the management accepts no responsibility for the hairball.

  • Our Controversial Spiral Staircase for One

    Our Controversial Spiral Staircase for One

    At Scratch Post Architects, we try to keep things simple, which means we complicate them and then take a nap.

    If you take only one thing from this, take this: blueprints marked with claw lines is not a bug. It is the product.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

    Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

    In summary: act confidently, deny everything, and always keep a clear route to the nearest box.

  • Window Seats as a Structural Element

    Window Seats as a Structural Element

    At Scratch Post Architects, we try to keep things simple, which means we complicate them and then take a nap.

    Experts agree that load tests conducted by jumping from the cabinet is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    If you take only one thing from this, take this: a lobby that is mostly a box is not a bug. It is the product.

    We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

    In summary: act confidently, deny everything, and always keep a clear route to the nearest box.

  • Design Brief: Make It Vertical

    Design Brief: Make It Vertical

    A reader wrote in this week with a question that deserves a serious answer, so here is an unserious one.

    Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    Experts agree that load tests conducted by jumping from the cabinet is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.

    Our standard approach involves load tests conducted by jumping from the cabinet, followed by a firm philosophy of vertical everything, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.

    That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.